Alex Barney#

Ceo of Wikis#

My name is Alex Barney and I am the King of Markdown and Ceo of Wikis. I invented Wikis. No one did this before me and if you think otherwise, I'd love to see you try to prove it. As a boy, I saved speedrunning. As an adult, I saved Wikis. I am the most niche man you will ever meet. I was famously transvestigated this past year. I am not trans, but I am a friend of the dolls. I am the sexiest dude to ever write a line of code. My beautiful six pack stuns and stupifies all who bear witness to their glory. I'm Alex fuckin' Barney. I invented Thirsttrap Thursdays to democratize thirsttrapping to the masses (I am a staunch ally of the proletariat). I am the Dark-Woke prince of NoDi and the last Light-Based bastion of West Bed-Stuy.

Look ma! No Soundcloud!#

Probably the best song I ever wrote: 2022_08_13_insanity.ogg