Alex Barney
Bio
Ceo of Wikis
My name is Alex Barney and I am the King of Markdown and Ceo of Wikis. I invented Wikis. No one did this before me and if you think otherwise, I'd love to see you try to prove it. As a boy, I saved speedrunning. As an adult, I saved Wikis. I am the most niche man you will ever meet. I was famously transvestigated this past year. I am not trans, but I am a friend of the dolls #protectthedolls #transrights. I am the sexiest dude to ever write a line of code. My beautiful six pack stuns and stupifies all who bear witness to their glory. I'm Alex fuckin' Barney. I invented Thirsttrap Thursdays to democratize thirsttrapping to the masses (I am a staunch ally of the proletariat). I am the Dark-Woke prince of NoDi and the last Light-Based bastion of West Bed-Stuy.
#TYBG
Art
Look ma! No Soundcloud!
Probably the best song I ever wrote: 2022_08_13_insanity.ogg
This track uses only 3 instruments. I made the synth myself by field recording the final boss of Romancing SaGa 3, looping it, and compiling it to .sf2. There is no use of any external tools other than straight midi and velocity, 0 automation, just FL12 (Freeware) and Midi.
"Poetry"
You can watch my latest reading here
C64 Demos
I am working on developing short Commodore 64 Demo programs in order to train up my skills in hopes of making a longform demo someday. You will be able to find links to released shortform demos below when there are some!
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Released Demos/Art
Instagram Reels
C64 Demo Reel 001 - The Future Lies Within 6510 Assembly
C64DR002 - It's all sines
C64DR003 - Where we droppin' fellas?
C64DR004 - YU-NO Barrel Scroller
C64DR005 - Kefrens Reflection
C64DR006 - Sphere of Remembrance
C64DR007 - PETSCII Plasma
Instagram Posts
Gallery (7)
Audio (11)
- 2021_10_26_euphoria.mp38.1 MB
- 2022_02_23_challenge.ogg1.9 MB
- 2022_04_09_cataclysm_(with_icaro).ogg3.7 MB
- 2022_04_18_extreme_v3_(BAD_BUT_AMBITIOUS).ogg3.2 MB
- 2022_07_04_stolen_yoko_shimomura_instruments.mp37.5 MB
- 2022_08_13_insanity.ogg2.9 MB
- 2022_09_03_square.ogg2.0 MB
- 2022_09_09_fujisan_trip_2.ogg3.6 MB
- 2022_09_13_oh_no_its_a_bat.ogg1.6 MB
- 2022_10_11_proto_actiii_boss_noloop.ogg3.0 MB
- 2023_04_22_protobattle_II_a_(UNFINISHED).ogg5.0 MB
