Alex Barney#

Ceo of Wikis#

My name is Alex Barney and I am the King of Markdown and Ceo of Wikis. I invented Wikis. No one did this before me and if you think otherwise, I'd love to see you try to prove it. As a boy, I saved speedrunning. As an adult, I saved Wikis. I am the most niche man you will ever meet. I was famously transvestigated this past year. I am not trans, but I am a friend of the dolls. I am the sexiest dude to ever write a line of code. My beautiful six pack stuns and stupifies all who bear witness to their glory. I'm Alex fuckin' Barney. I invented Thirsttrap Thursdays to democratize thirsttrapping to the masses (I am a staunch ally of the proletariat). I am the Dark-Woke prince of NoDi and the last Light-Based bastion of West Bed-Stuy.

#TYBG

Look ma! No Soundcloud!#

Probably the best song I ever wrote: 2022_08_13_insanity.ogg
This track uses only 3 instruments. I made the synth myself by field recording the final boss of Romancing SaGa 3, looping it, and compiling it to .sf2. There is no use of any external tools other than straight midi and velocity, 0 automation, just FL12 (Freeware) and Midi.